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Just Say No

Lord of the Rings

Just Say No

Perfectly natural for Dwarfs. Acceptable if one’s a Hobbit. As for Men, it’s well established that men have no taste, no discretion, no concern for anything other than immediate survival and the passing pleasures that make theirs the most rapidly reproducing race of Middle Earth. No sense even asking about Men.

But no self-respecting Elf should ever allow herself to be caught riding a goat!